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United King Films and Lama Productions
Directed by Eytan Fox
YOSSI
Dr. Guttman...
Doctor, you asked me to wake you,
it's 5 o'clock.
Yes, thank you.
Good morning.
Dr. Guttman, Ben Dror's meds have to be updated.
I'll do it later...
I saw that you're not working on Saturday.
What?
I read something about "The Stranger" at Malinki theater.
I'm going to buy tickets for Saturday, you want to come?
Yes.
- Why not. - Really?
Great
I'll buy tickets for Saturday then.
Maybe we can grab before.
Lea said there's a nice cafe at the entrance to the theater.
How about getting a room?
Good morning.
Am I interrupting?
No, we're discussing the play “The Stranger".
You want to come?
Is this her idea?
The play got great reviews.
Dr. Hoffman, the social worker
asks that you sign Tirkel's discharge papers.
Okay. Excuse me.
He's a good guy, Moti,
he's just going through a bad time,
because of the divorce.
What are you doing? Nothing
Lea asked me to bring her some things.
Wipe the...
My friend is opening a bar tonight.
Wanna go out for a drink?
- I can't. - I'm buying.
I have plans.
You can bring Nina,
I'll put up with her sourpuss for you.
I can't today.
Dr. Guttman, Prof. Neuman asked to see you.
Okay
- What? - I don't know.
- You wanted to see me? - Yes, come in.
I'm looking at this X-ray.
Look at the EKG.
Did he have surgery to repair a congenital defect?
Good call. In 2 days we're implanting an artificial valve.
I've talked to Dr. Hoffman. I want you to be there too.
Okay.
I just returned from a convention in Belgium.
Want some?
No, thanks, My weight.
A small piece should be alright.
By the way,
I got the HR reports today.
I see you haven't taken your vacation.
I don't need a vacation.
Dr. Guttman, working so hard
is much worse than a piece of chocolate.
It's not healthy for a young doctor.
Okay.
Anything else?
- Good morning. - Good morning.
- Good morning, Dr. Guttman.
Nina, print out this morning's ECHO.
You're on at 11.
Moti!
Help me with this.
Nothing work's in this place.
Get someone to handle it.
I'm handling it. Just bang on it.
You see?!
All they understand is force.
- Want one too? - No, I need a favor.
- I want to do the 8:00 ECHO. - Why?
A woman I know.
- A woman? - A relative...
I mean, a friend of the family, she's stressed out by the test,
I promised her...
So be a pal, tell her your friend is a fine doctor too.
- That's not the issue. - Alright.
I owe you.
Good morning, Mrs...?
Amichai, Varda.
Nice to meet you. I'm Dr. Guttman.
Lets see.
- When was your last checkup? - A year ago,
I've been under supervision since my heart attack.
- Do you take any medication? - Yes.
Cardiloc and Aspirin.
Have we met?
I don't think so.
Do you smoke?
Yes.
I'm trying to stop, of course.
Mrs. Amichai, please lie down... Lets begin.
How many years has it been since the attack?
Ten. Ten years in July.
I don't have a family history.
Anyone in your family have heart problems?
No.
My parents died a long time ago, not from heart problems.
And the children?
I don't have children.
Its cold.
I'll never get used to it.
Take a deep breath, please.
I see you were hospitalized three years ago.
Yes, but they found nothing. They said it's psychosomatic.
Turn over on your back, please.
Do you have shortness of breath when you climb stairs?
No. Why?
I thought I saw something in the test, but it's fine.
We're done. You can get dressed.
There are paper towels to remove the gel.
When will the report be ready?
I'm doing it now.
Is everything alright?
Looks fine.
- Thank you, doctor. - You're welcome.
See you in a year?
- Goodbye. - Bye.
You owe me for taking your place.
That doctor's a klutz.
It takes him 2 hours to find a vein.
Moti, excuse me, I have to...
Hi.
Hello doctor. Are you following me?
No, I'm done for the day.
Can I give you a lift?
No thanks, I'm waiting for a taxi.
- Let me take you. - I don't want to trouble you.
You're not. It's on my way.
- You live in Herzliyya, right? - How do you know?
It said so in your file.
Okay.
Do you like Meir Ariel's music?
My son liked him.
I thought you said you don't have kids.
I had a son, he was killed in Lebanon.
- How old are you, doctor? - I'll be 34 in two months.
I have this weird thing.
When I meet young people,
I calculate
if they'd be younger or older than him.
This winter he would have been 33.
I don't mean to brag,
but look what a handsome boy I had. Right?
Yes.
- The area looks different. - You know this area?
Yes.
I've been here several times.
They expanded the road,
built a small park.
Everything's changed.
Thank you. Door to door service, as they say.
Be well, Mrs. Amichai.
Varda.
Hi
How are you?
Okay. And you?
What are you looking for?
I don't know, any offers?
Upload a picture.
A private photo has been sent.
Cute.
- Hey. - Hey.
- You're early. - Yes, it's just that...
Yossi, right?
Yariv.
Come in.
You got me out of the shower. I just got back from the gym.
I thought you'd be here at 11.
I wasn't sure I'd find where to park.
I'm just drying off. I'll be right with you.
I opened a bottle of “Chateauneuf du Pape".
- Do you drink wine? - Yes. Thanks.
Wait,
let it breathe.
Have you ever tried “Chateauneuf"?
I'm not a wine connoisseur.
- Superb. - Yes.
So.
What did you say you do for a living?
I didn't.
I'm a doctor.
What kind?
Heart.
My uncle is Prof. Reuven Bar.
He says there are very few good cardiologists in this country.
- Do you know him? - I know the name...
- So? Are you good? - I do my best.
What do you do?
I co-own several bars in town
You know "The Driver"?
Not really.
You're joking! You don't know "The Driver"?
- You're from Tel Aviv, right? - I think I heard of it,
I don't get out much.
Is that your place?
One of them.
That picture you sent me,
when's it from?
2 or 3 years ago.
I know, I don't look like that anymore.
That's an understatement.
You look like someone else. I wouldn't have recognized you.
That bad?
- Remind me how old you are. - How old do I look?
34.
You don't look 34.
You don't work out, do you?
Not really.
Listen, if this isn't working for you, I can leave.
I don't want to sound petty,
- but I don't think it's right. - What?
You think it's fair to post a picture from 3 years ago,
when it's obvious there's no connection
between you and the guy in the picture?
You don't strike me as a fraud, but...
I have no other way of describing what you did.
You're overreacting.
I don't have my picture taken often
It's a nice picture of me.
- I don't look like you, but... - It's a good picture,
but you don't look like that anymore.
Now it's perfect.
Should I pour you some more?
No thanks, I'm good.
Did I insult you?
You know you were wrong.
We've talked quite a lot. It's late.
Say,
since you're here,
how about going down on me and calling it a night?
This is Dr. Guttman,
he'll perform the diagnostic part of the heart cath.
This is Nina, our technician.
This is a complex procedure so
we'll perform an ECHO through the esophagus.
That's Dr. Hoffman behind the window.
He has performed valve transplants
and will observe from the control room.
Yossi, you can begin the cath.
- Stent is in. - Okay.
Begin the diagnostic cath.
Dr. Guttman is injecting to the ventricle.
Then we will measure pressure.
Yossi, stop, there's air, stop injecting.
But it's situated correctly.
Yossi, you're crazy, stop, stop the injection.
Stop the procedure, give him oxygen!
- Mr. Cohen, can you hear me? - I'm intubating.
Mr. Cohen?
His heart rate is dropping.
Mr. Cohen, open your eyes! Are you with us?
- How long have you been here? - A few minutes.
The patient feels fine, that's what matters.
- It could happen to anyone. - Okay.
Congratulate me!
- That's it? - That's it?
Tomorrow I divorce her for good.
Divorced, divorced,
divorced!
Mazal Tov.
No more excuses. Tonight we celebrate.
I can't, I'm on the night shift.
You mean you won't.
I'll tell Cohen to replace you.
Come on, it's not every day I get divorced.
Maybe tomorrow.
I don't know what's with you,
but you need this night out more than I do.
Look at you,
you look like an operating table.
Someone told me you don't like women,
that's your business. Women, men, you gotta live a little.
Moti, please.
Tomorrow.
Dr. Guttman.
- Sorry I startled you. - What is this?
I'm sorry.
- No, I'm sorry, you got hurt. - That's okay, it's nothing.
Come here.
Dr. Guttman, I'm fine.
I apologize, I thought you wouldn't object.
Object?
I thought you might want...
- Nina, it's not... - I see.
It's just that you're always sad, so I thought you...
feel like I do.
You don't understand.
Nina, it has nothing to do with you.
You're great. It's me, it's...
complicated.
It's complicated for me too. I thought that together...
How can I explain this to you?
No, you don't have to, you don't owe me anything.
I thought if I tried...
- Dr. Guttman... - Yossi.
Yossi.
I don't believe what people say.
What are you talking about?
Nothing.
I'm sorry.
There was a long line at the bathroom.
Where...
Buddy,
we want whiskey. What have you got?
Give us two Morangie.
Pour my friend a double.
He's still in shock that he's not home rotting on the couch.
Cheers.
To us. To divorce.
To freedom.
So, when's the last time you got laid?
What kind of question is that?!
A good one.
You're drunk, huh?
- Why are you so tense? - I'm not tense.
It can't be that bad.
Don't worry, I get laid, okay?
I'm not talking about the boring sex you're used to.
When's the last time you were with a woman who
went as far as possible,
a woman who let you screw her mercilessly? You know,
pull her hair, a pro.
Like that one in purple. Look.
Look at her.
That's a high class lay.
I mean it, look at her.
If she takes my dick in her mouth
like she does that bottle,
that's all I need
I mean it.
Her girlfriend, on the other hand,
hasn't gotten laid in a longtime.
I mean it.
A woman who's constantly lifting
her bra straps isn't looking for a lay.
Where are you going?
- To get them. - Moti, do me a favor.
Sit down, relax.
Buddy, pour him another one.
Listen,
if it's up to me, you're getting a blow job tonight.
Even if I have to do it myself.
What are you doing?
We have to pee too.
Moti, you're wasted.
Wait, where are you going?
Let me go.
Why do you always do your buttons up all the way?
- Moti, stop. - We're all gonna open a button.
Rachelle is opening a button too.
Look at her Yossi,
have you ever seen anything like it?
What a smell!
You gotta smell her hair!
Rachelle told me She's not feeling very well.
Her heart aches, Dr. Yossi.
Maybe you should check her.
Rachelle, this is a medical examination,
you can't do it with your bra.
What is it Yossi? Your heart beating fast?
Have we discovered signs of life?
Dr. Guttman, what are you doing here?
I apologize, I know it's early.
Is something wrong?
Can I come in? I have to talk to you.
Varda, who is it?
Shmulik, this is Dr. Guttman, he did my checkup last week.
I know you.
You were Lior's commander in the army, right?
- You're... - Yossi
Yossi, right.
How are you?
I'm fine.
Come in, why are you standing at the door?
- Is it about my tests? - No, it isn't.
Come in Yossi,
Do you want something to drink?
I'll make coffee.
Sit down.
- How long has it been? - 10 years, I think.
That long?!
- When did you get out? - 2002
Now you're a doctor?
You must have finished school not long ago.
I forgot the cookies.
Varda, sit down, he doesn't have all day.
I'm good.
Why didn't you say you knew Lior?
I wanted to. I don't know why I didn't.
You let me tell you about him, I showed you his picture.
I'm sorry.
When I met you I wasn't sure it was you.
- And later... - You didn't say a thing.
Varda, let him speak.
Speak.
I came to tell you about my relationship with Lior.
I remember, during the shiva you said
he was a fine commander and everyone loved him.
No, with me it was different.
What do you mean "different"?
It's been a long time that...
That what? Tell us.
I was with him when he died.
I held his hand.
I begged him not to close his eyes.
I know now that it was hopeless, but then...
I told him to wait, rescue is on the way,
but he knew.
He asked me to hold him and...
he smiled.
Lior used to smile a lot. Even when we argued.
He knew I had weakness for his smile.
I didn't want to leave him alone but I got a call and I had to...
the wounded soldiers...
So I leaned over him and kissed him.
I remember his lips were still warm.
I didn't care, people around,
I said "I love you". I mean,
I'm not sure he heard me.
Not a day goes by when I don't wonder, if he heard me or not,
if he knew...
You didn't drink your coffee.
I know this is hard for you.
Why aren't you having a cookie?
Varda...
- Why are you doing this to us? - Wait,
how long did this go on?
Almost 2 years.
He was going to tell you when he got out.
He wanted to tell everyone.
Wanted to go to Eilat together.
I said no. I didn't want anyone to know.
Sometimes I think...
I know he wanted you to know.
Lior had a girlfriend.
She was at the shiva.
She visited us afterwards too.
Yaeli, yes.
She loved him a lot, but she wasn't his girlfriend.
Dr. Guttman,
it's not that we're not...
happy you came.
But we have errands to run,
important things to do.
I think you should leave.
Varda, I...
I want you to leave.
Do you want to see his room?
It's upstairs.
Feffer, look, I found you a bride.
Looks like your mother!
I'm trying to help you.
It's not healthy to be a virgin at 21.
I mean it.
Studies show link between virgins and
the shrinkage of dicks.
Your mother's a virgin, cocksucker!
That doesn't make sense. If Nimrod's mom is a virgin,
how come he's here making a fool outta you?
- Good one! - Frankly, I'd do Nimrod's mom.
Oh, Nimrod's mom,
Yes.
Oh, yes!
Hey... Leave my mom alone.
Nimrod, we wish we had a mom like yours, I swear.
- Isn't that our bus? - No, ours is 769.
That's 769!!
I can't believe this, what a bunch of morons.
It was supposed to leave at 12:15.
It's 12:20, you idiot!
You should have told us, idiot!
When's the next bus?
- Another 2 hours. - Are you kidding?
Relax, it's just 2 hours.
Just 2 hours to wait around.
Shit, the day is ruined.
I'm going to Eilat, if you need a ride.
No, we're good.
Are you nuts? What do you mean?!
- Are you leaving now? - Yes.
Do you have room for all of us?
You'll have to crowd in with your bags,
but I think we'll manage.
We can leave Feffer here, no one likes him anyway.
- Shut up! - What?
Watch it.
Are you sure you want us in your car?
- We're breaking the law. - What law?
We're not allowed to hitchhike.
We're risking a week's confinement at least.
You won't kidnap us, right?
No.
I'll drop you off in Eilat and continue to the Sinai.
The Sinai? Are you nuts? Haven't you heard the alerts?
They'll kill you!
- It's dangerous right now. - When isn't it dangerous?
Whenever I want to go to the Sinai I'm told it's dangerous,
so I never go.
The Sinai is just as dangerous as... this road.
- Where do you serve? - Shfifon base, you know it?
Near Lehavim, right?
Wow. Not many people know the place.
Where's the division now? At the front or in training?
At the front.
Where, in Gaza?
Up north.
Bro, can you turn on the radio?
I can't take Benda's snoring.
- So what do you do? - I'm a doctor.
I don't think there's any reception here.
A real doctor?
You look like a doctor!
Maybe you can teach Feffer CPR.
The last woman he tried to kiss choked to death.
You don't say. I didn't hear your sister complaining.
There's no reception.
- Put on a CD. - Nimrod!
- What? - Chill.
Sorry, I didn't mean to be rude.
- Is that Mozart? - No, I think it's Mahler.
What is this? Who listens to this music?
Not everyone's a moron like you, Nimrod.
Oh yeah? Like you know this Miller guy.
Mahler.
Gustav Mahler, right?
Yes.
I only know Mozart. Are they related?
You got anything more cheerful? Middle Eastern?
I don't think so. Check the CDs, they're down there.
Arik Lavi, Tzila Dagan, Edna Goren,
who are these people?
Sasha Argov. Is that Zohar's father?
Not really.
There should be a CD I got at a gas station.
What's this?
- Rita. Put that on. - Play Rita at your wedding.
Wow! How gay can a guy be?
I'll show you how gay a guy can be.
Tom, I said I'm not into you, stop it.
- Yeah? - One moment.
I found one.
“New Middle East". Here we go.
Let's party!
If we were born in the jungle
Somewhere that isn't even in Google
Isolated from the world
Deep in the forests of Africa
If your eyes captured me like a hunter
I'd come to you from far away
I'd take your hand from your father's home
Benda.
You sure you don't want him with you in the Sinai?
I think he'll have more fun with you.
Benda!
Good morning sweetie, we're here.
Thanks, Yossi.
Sorry for the noise, but...
now you know that Kobi and Moshe Peretz aren't the same singer.
Mozart, you sure you don't want to stay?
Tiesto is DJing tomorrow, Benda's got a lot of alcohol.
Thanks, I'll go to the Sinai.
- Come on, Nimrod! - Bye.
- Have fun. - You too.
Attention all passengers. This is a security announcement.
Do not leave your baggage unattended
until you leave the terminal. Thank you.
Mozart! Didn't you go to the Sinai?
- I decided to listen to you. - Good thinking.
Where is everyone?
Feffer and Benda are hitting on the French girls
and the homo is getting a massage.
- What? - Tom. He went to the spa.
A salt and oil massage.
A homo.
- You coming in the pool? - No, thanks.
Mozart, you can read at home.
Nimrod! Get over here!
We're not giving up the “New Middle East".
If you came back to get the CD Feffer stole from you,
it won't do you any good. We're not giving it up.
I didn't know you took it.
So,
you decided not to go to the Sinai?
For now.
We scared you, huh?
- Sad book. - Have you read it?
No, but "Death in Venice", how happy can it be?
Wow, my body feels great,
I just had a massage, the masseur was amazing.
You have to go!
- I don't think so. - Why not?
I don't get the concept of
strangers oiling and squeezing your body.
That concept has been working for 5000 years.
The finest doctors in the world
recommend the oil and squeezing concept.
What, you've never had a massage?
No.
Intriguing...
Excuse me,
What are you doing, asshole!
What are you doing?
Follow me.
Good evening sir, how many for dinner?
One.
Follow me.
- Cheers. - Look in my eyes.
Love you guys.
You live on the edge, doctor.
What did I miss?
A medley of Celine Dion and Julio lglesias songs,
and now they're singing the greatest love songs of all time.
So you laugh too.
That's nice.
Don't freak out, the guys and I decided
to get you something in return for the ride.
We got you
- Massage. - No, no.
- No. - Listen
I know you're a grown man,
you've been through a lot, and you know what you like.
But until you try a massage, you won't know what you're missing.
And that masseur, Boaz, it's once in a lifetime!
So say thanks nicely and make an appointment for tomorrow.
Thanks nicely.
Alright doctor, don't go too crazy.
And stay until the end.
I want to know how this masterpiece ends.
Thanks nicely.
- Good morning. - Good morning, Mozart!
- Thanks for the gift. - What gift?
- The massage. - What massage?
Tom said you got me a massage.
He did? He didn't tell us.
Okay.
- Where is he? - Fast asleep.
He was wasted when he got in at 5am.
From where?
The party we told you about, at the ostrich farm.
We drank like crazy.
I have a major hangover,
it feels like someone's pounding my head with a meat mallet.
Yossi?
You're next.
Boaz will call you in a moment.
Do you want to warm up in the sauna in the meantime?
- No, thanks. - Okay.
Yossi Guttman?
Is Yossi here?
- Hi. - Hi.
- Is this a bad time? - No, it's fine.
- How was it? - How was what?
The big event of the year!
- What? - The massage?
Oh... yes. I didn't have one, I was busy.
Really?
So busy you couldn't take an hour off'?
Busy.
Okay.
I wanted... we wanted
to invite you to join us at the party tonight.
Another party?
You youngsters live on the edge.
Yes, we youngsters aren't as "busy" as you.
I'm going to hear Keren Ann.
She's supposed to be really good,
she's going to cover Israeli oldies.
I was going to ask you guys to join me.
It's not your kind of music, but...
I don't think so.
I mean, I can ask them,
but I think they prefer newer music.
DJ Tiesto is playing tonight.
I see.
- Are you going to the party? - Yes, I think so.
- Okay. - You must be in a hurry.
Yes. Okay.
We haven't talked
about love yet
We haven't gotten to the bottom of it
Worry not
We won't be short of bread
Tomorrow
Stop
Lay your head on the pillow
I want to sleep
With you
I want to kiss you
Slowly
Only you
We haven't talked
About family yet
We haven't sung its praises
Worry not
The wind will not rage tomorrow
Stop
Lay your head on the pillow
I want to wake up
With you
I want to caress you
Slowly
Only you
We haven't talked
About old age yet
We haven't described its grace
Worry not
The inferno will not burn tomorrow
Stop
Lay your head on the pillow
I want to die
With you
I want to embrace you
Slowly
Only you
Where did you say you served?
I didn't.
Okay, where did you serve then?
Is it a secret?
No. I spent 3 boring years as a clerk.
Oh yeah?
We had a bet if you were a combat soldier.
Nimrod can identify who did
what in the army by the way they talk.
- What did you put money on? - I lost 50 shekels.
50 shekels? Is that all I'm worth?
Relax, you know what 50 shekels is for a regular army officer?
You're right.
When do you get out?
In 13 months.
Nimrod wants us to take a trip to South America.
- South America. Nice. - Yes.
Did you take a trip after the army?
No.
I began my studies right away.
I knew I wanted to be a doctor and I didn't want to waste time.
Did you always know you wanted to be a doctor?
Were you one of those annoying kids who examined everyone?
No, when I was a kid I wanted to be Chief of Staff.
Chief of Staff?
So how did you become a pencil pusher?
I don't want to talk about it.
And to ride a giraffe?
A giraffe?
You sure you don't want to get on?
I'll give you a good price.
Is the army okay with the fact that you're...?
- That I'm gay? - Yes.
Yes, everyone knows.
No one really cares.
So I'm gay, big deal!
It wasn't like that in our time.
I remember,
those dark times,
when we all had the hots for Ben Gurion.
Those short shorts,
the shiny head of hair,
that big cock!
Are you sure you don't serve in a military band?
They didn't accept me. My profile was too high.
Besides, everyone knows all the studs are combat fighters.
What did your parents say?
About what?
The fact that you're gay.
Oh, they don't know.
You didn't tell them?
No.
Why should I? My parents know nothing about me.
They don't know what music I like,
what movies I download.
Okay.
What?
Nothing.
It's just odd that your openness ends at your front door.
It doesn't end.
I'm not lying to anyone.
I just don't think it's any of their business.
Okay.
Heavy stuff, huh?
Want to go into the water?
Now?
I don't have a bath suit, I don't think
Who said anything about a bathing suit?
What are you doing?
You're crazy. Stop it.
Tom!
- Are you coming? - You'll be cold.
You have to come in. The water's not cold at all.
Okay.
What happened?
Ow!!
It'll only hurt for a minute.
You sure it was a sea urchin?
Don't move.
It'll look bad tomorrow, but don't worry.
Just put on this ointment.
Doctor,
- it's terminal, right? - What?
You can tell me, I can take it.
Don't joke about things like that.
Okay.
So...
- What now? - That's it.
I think we're done here.
Thanks, doctor.
Okay then.
Okay.
- Good night, doctor. - Good night.
Doctor, I forgot to ask,
can I shower with this?
You should wait until tomorrow.
Can I step on my foot?
If you don't put too much pressure on it, it's okay..
What about dancing?
Only if you can dance on one leg.
And sex?
Yes, if you don't make any surprising moves with your leg.
But I always make surprising moves.
Maybe it's best you don't for now.
What about kissing?
Depends with whom?
With you, for example.
With me? Why would you want to kiss me?
I thought...
I thought if you want to kiss anyone, it would be Boaz.
- Boaz? - The masseur.
You looked very close today.
You don't mean that! He's stupid.
Stupid, but hot.
Hot, but stupid.
I don't like kissing stupid people.
And I'm not stupid?
You're not stupid.
You may be lonely,
sad, you...
may like old people's music
and you have a weird laugh,
but you're not stupid.
Wait, what's weird about my laugh?
Doctor, don't change the subject.
You didn't answer me.
Can I kiss you?
What's the matter?
I won't do it like this.
I want to see you.
But I can't.
Okay.
Don't go.
When do you have to be back at the hospital?
I don't know. Two days.
Maybe I can stay another day.
- Why? - Do you want to go back?
It's not about what I want.
So what is it about?
Look around, does this look like the real world to you?
Why not?
- Really? You'd stay here? - Of course.
What about the army?
I'm sure the army can manage without me.
You know what, let's do it.
What do you mean?
Let's stay here.
Forever?
Yes,
Forever.
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